Monday, November 10, 2003
How To Recycle Thermonuclear Devices For Fun and Profit
Somewhat tongue-in-cheek, I wrote this recent article as an example of the more obscure and arcane side of recyling, as well as my ability to ferret out sources of information you'll likely NOT find anywhere else:
Got any extra B-61'S or other low or high-yield nuclear bombs laying around, but don't know just what to do with them? Tired of having the neighbors complaining about your house starting to glow in the dark, even after everyone's gone to bed and all the lights have been turned off? Fed up with getting unsolicited emails from third-world dictators and ESL (English as a Second Language) religious fanatics offering outlandish sums for your unused atomic weapons, only if they can get overnight delivery in a plain brown wrapper (and pay online)?
You've probably been thinking "Gee, if only there were someplace I could get rid of all these pesky and virtually useless devices without the hassles and dangers of loading them in the 'ol pickup and driving all over town!"
Well, relax! Now you don't have to! Recycle them for fun and profit! Thanks to the largesse of our own Uncle Sam and his loyal minions, you can learn step-by-step exactly how to dispose of your surplus thermonuclear devices, and better yet, make a good profit doing so. And as a reward for your loyal readership of "The Recycling Entrepreneur" newsletter, we are making this report available to you at NO charge! Just another small benefit of being a member of our inner circle of "serious" recyclers. Here's your "classified" link.
P.S. - Be sure to obtain all required licenses and permits (which brings us into the next topic) before starting this process at home.
Blogged by: Scott D. Andrews
http://recyclebiz.com
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